Neanderpundit

Saturday 03 Mar 2012

When your farts

can activate the “Clapper”, you might back of on the refried beans and brussel sprouts a bit.

Just saying.

on 03 Mar 2012 at 9:29 am MAJ Mike

If you can, wait until you are in a noisy, crowded hallway. No one will hear the sound and the aroma will be impossible to track. If in church, just cut loose and look hard at your wife.
on 03 Mar 2012 at 9:40 am Og

mike, you are a bad man, and I want to party with you.
on 03 Mar 2012 at 9:42 am MAJ Mike

I’d be honored, sir.
on 03 Mar 2012 at 9:50 am Og

No Sir required. I’m not in sales, and my parents are married to one another.
on 03 Mar 2012 at 11:16 am MAJ Mike

They sent me to OCS because I wasn’t NCO material and I’m the first person in my family to earn a college degree outside of prison.
on 03 Mar 2012 at 5:47 pm Lizp

Oh, man! I HAVE to stop falling out of my chair at my age…
on 03 Mar 2012 at 9:27 pm Guy S

Maj Mike!!!! This ol retired squid salutes you! Well played sir, well played.