Didja ever see
the Abarth commercial? The one with the woman in the black dress?
I just saw my daughter’s Easter outfit. Yeah, it looks a lot like that.
I’m gonna need a lot more ammo. The zombie hordes will have nothing on what’s gonna end up scraping at the walls of this house to get in, before long. may G-d have mercy on my soul.
Have a wonderful Easter, folks, I’m gonna go out there and try to convince the Creator I’m worthy of the salvation he has offered me. Wish me luck, it will be an uphill battle.
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Happy Easter, Og!
Happy Easter Og and family.
Have a wonderful Easter, folks,…
Thanks, Og, and the same to you.
I’m gonna go out there and try to convince the Creator I’m worthy of the salvation he has offered me. Wish me luck, it will be an uphill battle.
That’s a clear eyed statement of the work we have to do.
Enjoy your First Amendment Right “…and the Free Exercise thereof…,”in spite of what the Atheists and the Islamo-Fasicts want.
Oh, have you ever tried to get INTO a Fiat 500/ Abarth? No Fashion Model can fit if she’s over 5’2”!
Happy Easter to y’all! :-) And shottys for keeping the boys away…
A very Happy Easter to you and yours, and to all who happen to drop in here!!
Og my friend, I suspect you are quite worthy of whatever salvation comes your way.
Happy Easter
Happy Easter, and thanks for the invite for supper!.
Dude, it would not have been an uphill battle for Hitler, why would it be for you?
Have a wonderful easter, and if the daughter is trained well, the problem is solved.
“Dude, it would not have been an uphill battle for Hitler, why would it be for you?”
hitler was a piker.
Happy Easter.
Guns don’t kill people, Dads of pretty daughters kill people.
My biggest regret in life was that I didn’t castrate, then kill my little girls second “boyfriend”. He does know that if I ever see him again, I will rectify my error.
Oh, Happy Easter, I nearly forgot.
DADD tee shirts
http://www.cafepress.com/+dads-against-daughters-dating+t-shirts
And in the spirit of the season: “He has risen!”
Indeed! He has risen.
Stretch beat me to it
By the time she reached dating age, all daughters friends knew
I blacksmithed,
I made (really effing sharp) knives,
I had guns,
And I had no sense of humor about some things.
That pretty much took care of it
I took my daughter’s first boyfriend outside at night with my nightscope topped AR-15. He was looking thru it and getting excited. ” Man this is so cool. You could be in the bushes with this and a person would never know they were about to get……….. UUUHHH I have to go home now.”
Roger
When she was about 15/16 I clocked one young man right through the screen door.
Straight left and he layed on the sidewalk for quite awhile.
Cost me $49.80 for a new screen.
Yes, “He has risen”.
That same salvation we all hope for is also wished for by the young suitor. Dang it.
Happy Easter anyway, Og.
Happy belated Easter Og :)
And now I am going to have to look up that commercial just to imagine what the Oglet’s dress is like haha.
Go here
http://www.sharppointythings.com/tshirts.html
and look at the 4th shirt down