It’s no secret
That Roy Rogers wore some pretty ornate boots. Here are a pair from the Roy and Dale museum. He favored a couple makers but he also tended to look around for new and unusual boots.
So when he came home one day with a new pair of shiny, ornate lizard and python skin boots Dale was not the least bit surprised. They sat on the porch and admired them, and then Roy changed into work boots and he and Dale both went off to do some chores. Roy went to retrieve his new boots before going inside for lunch, and found to his dismay they had been mauled by some beast, the carefully tanned and brightly colored reptile skin damp and gnarled and full of tooth marks, pieces actually torn off, the heels and soles cracked and destroyed.
Normally a patient and long tempered man, Roy sees red. he walks out into the yard, and there in the Apple Valley dirt, were the unmistakeable tracks of a mountain lion.
Unwilling to let this stand, Roy follows the tracks and soon is face to face with a huge lion, traces of lizardskin still sticking to it’s whiskers. A pitched battle ensues and while Roy is unarmed he is pissed, so before too long, he is dragging a severely beaten mountain lion home, semiconscious, bleeding, tongue hanging out, and you should SEE the mountain lion!
He staggers up to the house, ties a rope around the lions neck and ties the other end around a tree in case it wakes up, and
walks up the porch.
Dale has been sitting on the porch awaiting his return, and doing a crossword puzzle. His clothes in tatters, Roy reaches for the screen door when Dale looks up at him and says
“Pardon me Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?”
16 comments Og | Uncategorized

Roy would do it too.
Watching him was where I learned some times you need to do things you don’t like, but are right anyway.
Also learned not too trust too many people.
Damn, Paul, some of my best material and it blew right by you!!!
It’s going to be over the heads of the younglings, Og.
Heard it before but worthy of another round of telling.
GRRRRROOANNNNNN!
And I KNEW it was coming, but it STILL hurt!
MC
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
I knew the punchline would be something awful, but that’s beyond the pale.
(Nice job though!)
Man! You had to work for that one!
M
Hey! Give the man a break. I’d forgotten all about this pun-story until today.
The first time I heard it was from my late wife, early in our relationship. She sung the punchline beautifully. It took Og to remind me. As sweet as ever it wa.
Which reminds me of a great song — been on a Lyle Lovett kick lately anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtHYzcfShQw
Jenny
Obviously never saw Young Frankenstein.
Ahhhhh sometimes the old ones are the best. (And I tried the veal! …think about it..it will come)
I guess I missed something. I can’t see the pun. Other that nice guys some times kick but.
Never was the witty one.
Paul: Here.
1. First I congratulated myself on getting it.
2. Then I realized no one else in my family would.
3. Strictly a function of age.
4. And that sucks.
5. Thanks anyway. I guess.
V/R JWest
That pun’s so bad it actually had no effect on me.
Hah.
That was, as they say, a long run for a short slide.