A light dawns
Harvey talks about the first fatass, and it made a light go on.
If all women were Michelle Obama, I’d be so disinterested in women that sucking dick would seem like a good idea. This goes a long way toward explaining some things I did not previously understand.
Lie down with dog-eaters,
wake up with fleas.
I’m going to have to take your word on that one. My wife has been growing over the past several decades so I have had to get used to the idea of women coming in larger sizes than “just right”. The right answer is probably closer to Bill Clinton’s than Barry’s.
it isn’t size, at all. It’s personality.
Still, you don’t have to write off 1/2 the human race and heterosexuality just because the one you are with had too much of one thing and not enough of the other.
There isn’t enough of anything else that can go with even .01% Michelle that makes me want to sleep with that. Look at Fran Drescher. A smoking hot body. And a voice that will make you switch to internet porn in a heartbeat. Shelly is the anti-hetero. I’d consider jamming my weiner in Hillary before Shelly.
Enough Gin and Tonics would make Fran Drescher’s voice no longer a concern. There is no self medication of any sort on this earth, which would allow any heterosexual male (or female, who was so inclined) to venture forth, where no sane individual would ever willingly seek to go. Shelly is truly … no mans land.
The last sentence alone, should explane all you need to know about Obama.
Fran Drescher’s “on screen” persona demands that screechiness. I suspect she’s a lot more tolerable when she’s not on camera.
Besides: ear plugs cost, what, $0.50 per pair for the disposable ones?
Rome. Fire. Fiddles.
No instruction necessary in most places.