Bam!
Cheese, really, is a product of decay
of bugs and mites and moldy, bloomy rinds
But with these gruesome facts I am OK
the subtle flavors therein that one finds.
On you, Son of Eli.
Wednesday 02 May 2012
Tasty. How about a sonnet on the topic of urine?
Youre on.
Cheese is what happens to milk when you do science to it against it’s will :)
You realize of course that this forced me to go to the kitchen and get some cheese. You bastard. :)
Can’t wait until I get my press and cheese cave (minifridge with a special temp control) so I can start making some REAL cheese instead of just mozzarella and soft stuff. I want homemade Stilton dammit!
My Gramma used to make her own Gamelost. (pronounced: “Gamel-oast” meaning “Old Cheese” in Norwegian.) I tried to eat some one time and I’m still in therapy. I’m 67 now and was about 6 then. The best use for gamelost was to spot it on the border of the land the Norwegians in S.Dak., N.Dak., and Minnesota wanted to live on to keep the Indians at bay.
Gamelost, as I am given to understand, is more a weapon in nature, like Dwarf bread.