Just in case I haven’t made it abundantly clear in 5100 posts
I am an asshole. I have ALWAYS been an asshole. To expect me to be anything other than an asshole is to be disapointed.
Sheesh, people, reading comprehension.
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I keep telling people the same thing, but they don’t listen.
roflmao. But Nathan, you’re OUR asshole.
Remember, “Hello, my name is (insert here) and I am an asshole”.
I might have to have stickers made like that
I am on the list of people not required to drink beer with you. At some of our functions I indeed list myself as an asshole and other identifiers.
I am, by the way, the man who designed the logo for the Axis of Asshole.
Ken, you can drink, just not ME. And that’s “Fat asshole” to you, thankyewverymuch!
Like I always say to folks… No, I’m not mean… I just don’t give a shit what you think.
rofl. yeah, there’s that.
Can we have an “Amen”?
Ay-MEN!
Thank-yew (or phuk-yew, it makes no difference)
lol. Yep.
I’m feeling kind of full of myself this morning because I had that figured out in 4 – 500 posts, top.
Dingdingding!! Arcs, you win the coveted “No Shit Sherlock” award, which consists of a friendly pat on the back. Which of course you must supply yourself.
You may be an asshole but I’m the one (while having a little fun at Velociman’s expense) that caused you to go off the deep-end and pull the plug on the whole damn site for a while.
What does that make me? Super-Asshole?
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank you for the eye-ball in the back of my head that you suggested I grow. That bad-boy has been damned handy.
I’m reminded of a line from the movie Se7en that pretty much describes me: “Anyone who has been around me for any length of time finds me disagreeable.”
Looks like I’m in good company.
That’s high praise, Libs.
Still, FUCK OFF!!
Nah. Just yanking your chain.
I was a disagreeable enough child that I couldn’t get a Catholic priest to molest me. Wrap your head around that for a minute or two.
That, sir, would be too great a coincidence.
Yep, woulda have had to clean the keyboard and monitor after reading that…had I not swallowed the coffee a second or so sooner.
And I thought we were all assholes…some are just more assholier then others.
That’s me. Assholier than thou.
Og, you certainly are an asshole. But, you’re the most unpredictable asshole on the Internet. I never know what I’ll find here. I come here expecting to read a story that’s literally crap, and have read some of the most profound things on the Internet.
Took me awhile to catch on, but I got it now.