According to the “Which Big Lebowski character are you?” quiz:


Why don’t you check it out? Or we cut of your Johnson!
This oughta please the wife, who would leave me for Sam Elliot in thirty seconds. Or, well, she would think hard about it, anyway.

No, I usually never take these quizzes, but it was there. And the Big Lebowski was a cool movie, And I DID like the stranger most of all.