Neanderpundit

Thursday 10 May 2012

Career change

19 comments Og | Uncategorized

19 Responses to “Career change”

1. on 10 May 2012 at 8:24 am   Nathan
   
   

   Coffee all over the screen and keyboard.

   Damn you. :)

2. on 10 May 2012 at 8:35 am   Slick Rick
   
   

   Rodney Carrington’s “Titties ‘n Beer”
   Playing softly in the background. A MUZAK sort of ambience. Would set the tone for the examination. Manual mammogram? Is there such a thing?, she asks.
   Why yes, yes there is. Now.
   Says Dr.Og.

3. on 10 May 2012 at 10:37 am   John Venlet
   
   

   I can hear it now; “Doooo, your boobs hang low, do they wobble too and fro, etc., etc.”

4. on 10 May 2012 at 10:38 am   og
   
   

   Hey, you have to check for everything. I’m nothing if not thorough.

5. on 10 May 2012 at 11:44 am   Professor Hale
   
   

   You should also advocate for mandatory breast exams starting at age 21. If it saves just one life, it will be worth it.

6. on 10 May 2012 at 11:47 am   Og
   
   

   I like the way you think, Hale. Suppose I can get funding through Obamacare?

7. on 10 May 2012 at 11:49 am   Og
   
   

   (I am not surprised nobody questioned this and immediately made the connection to the Singing Telegram which hasn’t officially existed since 1974)

8. on 10 May 2012 at 12:00 pm   Jeffro
   
   

   You could wear some really dark Ray Bans so you could use the Braille method of breast inspection. Just sayin.’

9. on 10 May 2012 at 12:03 pm   Og
   
   

   “Miss jones, please push your chest out, and I’ll smear on some of this hershey’s Syrup fo the Motorboat test.”

10. on 10 May 2012 at 3:29 pm   John of Argghhh!
    
    

    8^D

11. on 10 May 2012 at 7:02 pm   Guy S
    
    

    To show you how twisted my five brain cells are…the first thing I thought of, upon completing the last sentence of Og’s pending career choice…

    “Mammagram for Mongo! Mammagram for Mongo!” [/blazing saddles]

    Hey manboobs need “love” too! Stop judging me!!!

12. on 11 May 2012 at 4:48 am   knox
    
    

    That’s me, laughing, that you hear all the way from Warsaw. And Zappa’s “Tittys and Beer” is the Boob Standard. Erm Gold Standard.

13. on 11 May 2012 at 8:15 am   idahohunter
    
    

    Is that singing or giggleing?

14. on 11 May 2012 at 8:30 am   og
    
    

    I suppose it depends on the equipment being tested.

15. on 11 May 2012 at 10:19 am   idahohunter
    
    

    Lol

16. on 11 May 2012 at 10:37 am   idahohunter
    
    

    Should you need assistance I would be available to do any pre screening your clinic would require.

17. on 11 May 2012 at 1:32 pm   libsarenavelint
    
    

    Og:(I am not surprised nobody questioned this and immediately made the connection to the Singing Telegram which hasn’t officially existed since 1974)

    Au contrair, mon ami.

    http://www.captaintelegram.com/

    Captain Telegram has been at it so long that he sang many times at my high school.

    While I was there.

    In attendance.

    As a student.

    Damn.

18. on 11 May 2012 at 1:35 pm   Og
    
    

    A fly by night operation. Western union shut down singing service in 1974, and they’re all that matters.

19. on 11 May 2012 at 9:24 pm   Guy S
    
    

    You can have the updated Western Union trade….and be the radiologist you always dreamed of being. As for me…

    When longing for

    a nice tongue lashing

    a trimmed “front lawn”

    is very dashing

    Only one rich lather

    will pave that “way”

    in just two words

    Burma-Shave!

    Think I could franchise out…will call it “Bush-wackers!!”

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