Remember, do it the chicago way come November.
I vote two times in the morning
I vote two times at night
I vote two times in the afternoon
it makes me feel alright
I vote two times in time of peace
And two in time of war
I vote two times before I vote two times
And then I vote two more.
Oh, wait, most of you are conservative/libertarians. Nevermind.

And that is just the dead democrats.
Extra points for knowing the original song…..
And sadly, it’s TRUE!
Hey it worked for JFK back in ’60! Carteach, I may not “smoke 2 joints in the morning”…but I have heard the song more than once or twice.
Along the same line of thought….
I was planning on voting the bastards out,
But I got high.
And bring my friends, so they could to,
But I got high. (la-la-la-la)
Would have canceled out the Paultards votes too…
But I got high, but I got high, but I got hiiiiigh.
The above based on this ditty