of my luddite heart to shave with a straight razor, to mow my lawn with a tractor nearly as old as me, to use tools that are far, far older than me, and to dream of a world where time stopped well before I was born.

Painfully, I’m still stuck with trying to get this network online and working. Not helping is the fact that I haven’t used DVD drives and burners in so long that they no longer appear to function at all. So I’m reduced to manhandling files around on removeable drives etc.

I’ll be happy when thisis over, lord knows. Pitiably all the real hardcore geeks I know are some distance away, so having them do this for me is not an option.