I want my MTV
MTV is what, thirty two years old this August? And it’s turned into a punk.
I LOVED mtv. I would leave it on 24/7, as often as not. I never got tired of watching, even the lameass early MTV which had the Buggles, four or five lipsynched Stones videos, and some other shit stolen from one variety show or another. Oh, and John Cougar’s little ditty about jack & dianne, which would never have been heard outside of Indiana if not for MTV.
it wasn’t very long until, like goldfish, the talent expanded to fill the available space- really amazing videos started to come down the pike, like ZZ Top’s ‘Rough Boy’, Billy Gibbons mournful guitar licks making it a great song even before they filled the video with what for the time were amazing SFX and leggy broads, or pieces thereof. Tom Petty’s ‘Don’t come around here no more” was another that I enjoyed immensely. Much later in the game Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity” was a video that was visually amusing and earwormy too. And Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon of choice”- well, any video in which Chris Walken flies has my vote.
There are hundreds of them that I enjoyed, and for the most part, they are relegated to the backalleys of Youtube these days.
I worked for a design firm once whose principal told me he couldn’t watch MTV because the movie in his head was better than what they put on the screen. I understand that, because I’m that way about movies, sometimes, but the truth really is, watching some of the better videos on MTV was being able to see the song through someone else’s mind’s eye, to experience their imagination. I mean, I’ve seen flowers, but when Van Gough painted them, his imagination allowed me to see something else about flowers that I had never seen before.
I want my MTV. Don’t look like I’m gonna get it anytime soon. Amazing that in the span of 32 years you could create, saturate, and destroy an entire art form.
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Don’t forget VH1 lapping at it’s heels all the way into obscurity.
Dire Straits “money for nothing” kept them alive in 1996. And who could forget those girls swaying behind Robeert Palmer in “Addicted to Love”?.
yeah, Robert Palmer was the guy we all wanted to be, lord knows.
MTV…they used to show music videos, didn’t they?
Once upon a time, yes.
My first MTV exposure was on a Colorado vacation. Had just been backpacking for a week. The future Mrs and I came down outta the wilderness and checked into a Best Western near Vail. Hot showers, Air conditioning, Cold Beer, and whats this on cable? It’s videos … set to music! Woa! Decent! The juxtaposition! It was delicious!
We get “Cool TV” on cable here in Chucktowne and it’s about as close to music video heaven as I’ve seen in 20 years. And there are old live concerts of legendary rock that were never part of the MTV generation that they play regularly. Nice mix, eclectic and soulful, pop, all of it. No other programming, just music and more music.
I’m remembering the first year of MTV. I was just back from my first tour in Germany. “Whoa! Music videos?”
Later, as a Drill Sergeant, the company dayroom television set was always on: A) MTV B)Weather Channel, or C)off.
I, too, miss my MTV.
Hunter
Alaska
The Patch Factory was a vendor to Warner Satellite Television (the company that spawned MTV). We provided some printed material for the launch. A million pieces, AAMOF. And, being the junior staffer at the time, I got to drive the rental van to New York to deliver the goods. Good times.
Also the last time I was IN New York. Haven’t missed it. I remember this GREAT restaurant in Port Jefferson, out on Lawn Guyland called the Original Schooner. Had lunch there that day. Wonder if it’s still there.
M
Not having cable, Friday Night Videos on NBC was the closest video fix until Channel 66 in Chicago became the free TV 24 hour music video outlet. Even then, it was rare to get a good video, and I was tired of finding the needle in the haystack. There were some good mini-movies like Peter Gabriel’s Sledgehammer, the awesome live/cartoon of A-Ha’s Take on Me (the video made the song), or the computer animation for Dire Straits Money for Nothing of course, when CGI was new and still gee-whiz.
Trouble with video, now you needed to be handsome, or get a perm and makeup like the metal bands eventually did, to be in the queue. A Lemmy Kilmister or Joey Ramone couldn’t make it anymore, and what was rock but a way for ugly guys to get laid?
My ultimate music video story: in 1990, Madonna came out with the extra risque Justify My Love video, and when I was in the Army it was banned from free TV and for sale for $10 a pop on VHS in the PX. No S*** $10, one video. My TV picked up the German stations, so when the video was next in the queue on the Tele5 video show, I got half the battery in my room to watch, and everyone to a man walked away “meh” afterward. Two guys who bought the video got their $10 back since I stopped them from opening the cases until they saw it on my TV.
I’m an MTV orphan, never had it never watched it…
We get Cool TV on broadcast in OKC, and I’ll use it in evenings a lot of times; actual videos interrupted only by commercials, not hours of ‘reality’ programming crap.