OK.
The whole Zombie thing has been fun. I mean, the movie was the best, I loved it, and I can watch Woody Harrelson clock a slackjawed yokelzombie with a banjo a billion times.
When Hornady came out with the green bullets, that was pushing it.
But now it’s jumped the shark. It’s sold the motorcyle, and given the leather suit to goodwill. It has grown fat and lazy, and is living in a trailer in Boca where its day starts with Jack Daniels and ends with a sixpack
they have beer, How bad could it be?
I dunno, it looks kinda fun. :) Especially if you get to be one of the zombies…
Aren’t zombie runs fairly old news?
Swear I’ve seen that before, like a few years ago…
I was riding my bike down a lonely Florida stretch of road. A huge black man charged out of the bushes straight at me. He had a machete in his hand. I nearly crashed my bike and shit my shorts simultaneously as I pedaled furiously away, heart racing. In retrospect I believe he was clearing for a land survey, and had run across a snake. But THAT sort of thing would make a 5k interesting. Especially with some hard-assed physical contact.
If you’re a CCW permit holder, and you carry during the race, are you legally permitted to shoot a ‘zombie’ threatening to bite you?
That should fix the problem, right there . . .
;-)
Peter: that would be way too much fun.
OTOH, being a “Zombie” and grabbing spandex clad runners might be a good time, as Dirk suggests.
Hmmmm I thought ones “brains” being in (or near) their groin, was something only pertaining to males….so if I was a Zombie at the run, grabbing at the spandex clad runners….oh my god !!! Ghay zombies!!!
And so now they have a movie coming out with Abraham Lincoln’s second job being a zombie hunter or such? I bet a dollar kids will come out of that believing it, too.
?Abraham LIncoln, Vampire Killer” (based on the book of the same name). Actually should be a “fun” movie.
And sadly yes, mts, there are going to be kids who actually believe Lincoln did this on his off time.