Asian carp sammiches at Taste of Chicago.
“Well, we can’t do a fucking thing about them, so let’s make sammiches!”
Of course if it was you or I making those suggestions, we’re evil bastards who hate clean water and air and besides we’re RACIST DENIERS!!!
Apparently you are describing the difference between a statesman and a sportsman. One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other fishes for the pot.
I’ve been seriously considering doing some asian carp skeet shooting. Illegal? Yes. Fun? Oh yeah!