Maynards
was fairly empty, seeing this was the height of home repair season. I had just gone in to get a new board for the mailbox base and folowed a woman wearing yoga pants- not one of those anorectic boy- ass bitches that appeal to the closeted gay guys, but an actual woman with actual curves, And the yoga pants made it known what those curves were capable of doing. I was mesmerized. I was so mesmerized that I bumped into her husband. He was watching me watch her, and smiled and said “yeah. It has that effect on me too”
I finished my shopping and left, happy to have escaped a tuneup.
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Thanks for the LOL. Now I need to wipe down the keyboard and monitor.
If he lets her go out in public like that, he shouldn’t complain when guys notice.
Isn’t it great that some of us know what we are lucky enough to have, and smart enough to know that beauty should be appreciated by others. (But I will fight for what is mine, and trust me, she knows how to fight too!)
I tend to date Sweet-Young-Things and encourage them to dress for me – which also means a lot of men and women notice – the men appreciate, and women bitch… That is fine with me… If I objected why would I encourage them to flaunt it?
Any woman who bitches because her man likes to ogle a well-turned ankle is probably a secret fan of bodice-ripper chick lit…and embarrassed about it.
My wife has a thing about tall men with nice arms. Works for me; I have a thing for that well-turned ankle and points north. And we point them out for each other. That’s a happy marriage if you ask me.
I never point out features to my wife. Course she rarely dresses scandolously.
Sometimes we do agree that this or that might be on the cute side.
When we were first married, The Missus would throw a green eyed fit if I noticed another female. She was bellyaching about it to my Mom one day and Mom told her that in the first place we were married, not dead, and in the second place why was she concerned with what whetted my apetite as long as I came home for dinner? Haven’t had a problem now for over 44 years.
Gerry N.
LOL, ‘stuff’ happens… :-)
The Boss looks a lot like Christina Hendricks…and I dig it.
Christina Hendricks. Yowser.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Prof, he didn’t complain; he bragged. Ain’t it nice when guys have manners? It helps in avoiding unnecessary fights.
Now, that Heartless Libertarian guy can be annoying. He posts pics of his hot fertile wife, dressed sexily, holding firearms, as if to brag, “I’m married to her and you’re not! Nyah nyah nyah!”