The sound of gunfire off in the distance
I’m gettin used to it now
The whole neighborhood is shooting off guns to celebrate the Sox victory.Congrats to the sox! I’m a man who’s perfectly capable of admitting when I’m wrong- So for those who are anxious to have their retinas sear with pain for all eternity, stop by here and place a bid.
I said I’ll wear them, but I’ll be damned if I pay $1k for the stupid things. Which is apparently what they cost.

a good photoshop is a lot cheaper!
No, you want to see it, you’re going to see my enormous Buttocks of Doom squeezed into a gen-yoo-wyne pair of leather shorts, my enormous package straining at the seams, my huge flabalanche barely contained by the suspenders. I’m gonna teach you to be careful what you ask for.