Neanderpundit

Tuesday 17 Jul 2012

Ahhhh.

So for the first time in- shit, I don’t even know how long, I have thrown ALL MY UNDERWEAR AWAY.

No, I am not going Commando, I replaced them with NEW drawers the CORRECT SIZE.

Now the boys have some support.Got a couple bags of matching pocket tees at the same time too. I am SUCH a fashion plate.

on 17 Jul 2012 at 4:43 pm Paul b

Sounded like the throwing the old stuff out was kind like a mercy killing.
on 17 Jul 2012 at 5:33 pm Jenny

“I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.” — Henry David Thoreau

Jenny
“Tighty whiteys make the man.”
on 17 Jul 2012 at 7:03 pm Shermlock Shomes

Your knees are going to get lonely, what with the boys not visiting them anymore.
on 17 Jul 2012 at 7:08 pm Og

And cold.
on 17 Jul 2012 at 9:47 pm Ed Hering

As bad as the image of you going commando is, at least you didn’t announce your new clothing by coming in wearing a towel cape with boxers* on your head, announcing, “It’s UNDERWEAR MAN!”

(*or briefs)

…which, y’know, happened in a story of mine.
on 18 Jul 2012 at 8:14 am Nathan

Ed,

That would have required two or three fifths of eye bleach.

Don’t encourage him.