Solution to the mystery.
Today, apparently, the cosmos chose to reveal one of it’s mysteries to me. As I stood at the kitchen window this morning, drinking a glass of water, I felt something on my foot, and looked down to discover the household moron had untied my shoes, and was eating one of them. Knowing the cat’s proclivity for chasing and eating nothing, it dawned on me that evil dead cats are stalking me and attacking my shoelaces. Mystery solved.
What have I told you about calling Cooney a moron?
Cooney IS a moron. It’s not a label I attach to him, it’s the core fact of his existence.
I love your Cooney.
Cooney is not a moron.
Falls asleep and falls off of the floor.Check.
Tries to make milk come out of the sidewalk. Check.
Eats imaginary animals. Check
Moron.
falls asleep and falls off objects not the floor.
never tried to make milk come out of the sidewalk
and only you have seen this imaginary eating of animals. Pinnochio
He was trying to make milk come out of the sidewalk yesterday. And you have seen him attack nothing on the back of the chair yourself. Don’t call ME pinnochio.