Neanderpundit

Thursday 03 Nov 2005

I can crack a walnut between my asscheeks

but who would eat it?

on 03 Nov 2005 at 10:55 pm Gerry N.

Micheal Moore would. Mikey’ll eat anything.
on 04 Nov 2005 at 7:23 am MoK

Dayammn. Gives a whole new meaning to “buns o’ steele”. Oh, and I’m sure you could get some grateful squirrels to eat it. Saves ’em some work. :o)
on 04 Nov 2005 at 7:43 am hoosierboy

The big question is why would you try? Were your hands occupied with a beer in one, a slim jim in the other? A hot babe and the TV remote? All worthy reasons.

I could probably crush one by sitting on it. Does that count? How about peanuts or pistachios?

“Og, the ass-craking nut man”, a whole new business could be opening up for you.
on 04 Nov 2005 at 8:09 am Jay G

Great. Now I have to go gouge out my mind’s eye.

Thanks a lot og…
on 04 Nov 2005 at 11:37 am Gabrielle Dolly

Eeeww…!

But….

Nope. Still pretty much “EEEWW!”

GFD
on 04 Nov 2005 at 12:44 pm Alli

A walnut? Dayum…

thanks for that overshare…. *shudder*
on 05 Nov 2005 at 7:51 am Dana

Please tell me that you weren’t really THAT bored.