In a link sent to me by Pascal yesterday.

lol.

Old pistol grip ears thought last time that his smirking won the debate for him. Maybe the choom wore off enough to get through that oh so fuckable skull that he got his ass hammered. And not in the way he prefers.

So he’s going to be more aggressive? What is this nancy boy going to bring to the table, to use as aggression?

And then it came to me, like a diamond bullet fired from on high:

“I know you are but what am I”
“That’s my name, don’t wear it out”
“Nobody hipped me to that, dude”
“That was Cher! Cher was right over there! In the same room as my chair! I hope I didn’t stare! Oh well! I don’t care!”
“[Romney’s fly is down] Hey Romney, got a license to sell hot dogs?”

the Won is the PeeWee Herman president.
it all makes so much sense now.