I stayed in rooms that were large and had wide doors, huge showers into which you could roll a Rascal if you were so inclined, tall toilets and functional remote controls.

Last week I stayed in a handicapped room. I know it was because it said so on the door. It had narrow doors, a bathtub too narrow for anyone not anorectic, and a low toilet. And the remote didn’t work. How is that a handicapped room?