new year!
Hopefully you’ll survive these links.
In case you ever really need a stock photo of a head wound.
Porn Haiku.
Does this implant make my butt look big, or just stupid?
The worst drivers often bitch the most about it.
Smell like a wet dog!
Some emails just aren’t worth answering.
If this is heaven, I can understand why people are atheists.

Wet dog? Why???
(If Chanel ever bottles “Puppy Breath,” I might actually buy it.)
https://puppybreathperfume.com/
Happy new Year Og and Og family
The e-mails had me laughing so hard I could hardly see through the tears.
Happy New Year.
If that’s Heaven, don’t bother with atheism. Worship Satan and be sure where you’re going.