Well, you don’t see this every day.
man attacked by oompa loompas.
“Detectives are looking for two men dressed as Oompa-Loompas who were allegedly responsible for an assault in Norwich.”
now we need midgit control as well as gun control. Wait, that isn’t working out so well either.
On the other hand, at least it’s harder to smuggle midgets, the existing supply is really constrained, and you can’t just make one yourself*.
(* WEell, not reliably or to such a degree as to be relevant.)
Midget control might just work!
So what caliber for Oompa Loompa?
.22 Short?
:remembers Og’s audience, checks trauma plate in vest, decides to leave in random zig zags:
BGM
roflmao
The little orange bastards must have finally unionized…