all day yesterday
I worked with people astounded that a bunch of aggressive big juiced bruisers managed to win a game over a group of somewhat
less aggressive juiced bruisers.
It makes me wish i was adopted and I’m not actually human ( which maybe isn’t such a stretch). I cannot comprehend the Phenomenon of sports.
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Is it wrong that I can’t stop smiling?
Best joke I heard all day: “They should start calling it Notre Ame, because they don’t have any D.”
Football bores me; a bunch of big guys bend over, then they kick a dead pig across the lawn.
Big whoop.
You live a vicarious sexual life through porn, but don’t understand guys living vicarious warrior lives through sports? I don’t get it.
What, the porn or the sports?
Well, in porn, people actually have sex. When you call those steroided thugs “Warriors” you cast aspersions on a noble class; When at least half of the players die on the field, then I’m all in.
Read this today:
BREAKING NEWS: Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday and has redistributed some of those points to Notre Dame resulting in a tie in the game and a tie for the national championship. When asked for a comment, Obama said, “Alabama obviously got more than their fair share. They didn’t win that all by themselves! What does one team need all those points for”?
“I don’t understand the phenomenon of sports” Me either. When I was a yoot I liked to PLAY baseball, PLAY football, PLAY basketball. Watching a bunch of grossly overpaid steroid saturated psychopaths do it, not so much. Now if they had the Cheerleaders on for an hour and a half and let the steroid saturated psychopaths fight to the death for six minutes, I’d be interested.
I like to GO fishing, GO hunting, Go camping, GO shooting. Not watch someone else do it. And out of the seasons for those activities, I like to read about them.
Gerry N.
Y’all sound like you should start a club. You’d need this shirt for your uniform: http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=DC-SPORTLAND&Category_Code=DC
Gerry and Ed
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