Sometimes you have bad days, and you have to blow off a little steam.
They will have anew cellphone here for me maybe today, maybe tomorrow. And the knuckles have scabbed up nicely.
And if anyone ever drains a certain retention pond, and finds the big red concrete ball from Target at the bottom of it, I had NOTHING to do with that. NOTHING.

Remember these words, which have served me so well:
“It wasn’t me, I wasn’t even there, and you can’t prove a thing!”
So those aren’t your fingerprints at the gripping point, indented into the (4000#) concrete?
Just checking, ’cause … you know.
M
I don’t have “normal” fingerprints, at present.
Do the Palmolive treatment every night for fifteen minutes with pineapple juice takes the fingerprints right off…..
And personally I am not so bothered by the Target ball at the bottom of the retention pond…. the three bodies pined under it might give others some pause though……
If you needed help with the bodies, I wish you’d have let me know.
Nimrod. it’s what’s for dinner.
Nimrod? Now I’ve not heard that for a decade or two.