These are the times I wish I was a bear.
hell, these are the times I think I am a bear. I want nothing more than to go to sleep for a few months, and wake up svelte and grouchy.
11 comments Og | Uncategorized
hell, these are the times I think I am a bear. I want nothing more than to go to sleep for a few months, and wake up svelte and grouchy.
11 comments Og | Uncategorized
They’re grouchy because during hibernation they don’t crap, and a hardened plug of feces forms at the anus. Imagine trying to clear that one when you wake up.
Lol. Dont have to imagine.
Charleston is always 10 degrees cooler than my Florida hometown. I hate it. I want sunshine.
Maybe living on the boat will help me like this place! And yes, your guess about it is correct.
“Do you wake up grouchy in the morning?”
“No, usually I just let him sleep in.”
AND Hungry! VERY, VERY HUNGRY!
Indeed!
I had heard they, bears, make the start of the plug by putting leaves in the egress port.
I can understand bear nature. screw with them long enough and they will take your head off.
I’m kind of in that mood much of late. I need to spend some serious time in a part of the world other people aren’t.
Paul, tell me about it.
I’ve often envied the bears too. They get to sleep right through all this crap. Hell, even their babies know to fend for themselves ’til mama wakes up!
As opposed to just grouchy, you mean?
;-)
Jon
yep. sleepy too.