And it was all luck, because skill and grace had nothing to do with it- I have been lucky never to have harmed myself more than I have, a few fractured bones and some scars, sometimes from doing some pretty stupid things (“Why aren’t you dead?” from the ER doc) but most of the time I was in condition enough to drive myself to the ER or even stitch myself up. I never hurt myself badly enough to merit being hauled off on a backboard, and that is a very good thing.

On the other hand sometimes the casts or wraps or splints were pretty confining, and each time I park my hiney in the smallest room in the house, I thank my Creator that I can still do so myself without anyone’s assistance, and I hope that situation remains the same for the rest of the time I’m using this body, worn as it is.