One of my heroes
Joseph Shivers, is still among the living, I have discovered. he appears to be living at the ripe age of 92 in Venice Florida.
There are a lot of days when I’d like to track him down and shake his hand. And then there are days I’d like to hunt him down and punch him square in the mouth
On the whole, though, God bless him. He makes the Milf Patrol at the local Target (Next to the workout place) the highlight of warm spring days.

Just because those Spandex pants will fit doesn’t mean one should be seen in public wearing them.
Milf patrol? Dude, I’m going to use that one.
There was a woman I used to work with who was without a doubt one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen. Way overweight, ugly face, bad teeth,looked like her clothes came from the dumpster outside Good-Will, hair that looked like she cut it with a Bowie knife and combed it with an egg beater. Personality to match, we used to say she had no inner beauty, the ugly went all the way to the core. One day we were packing to move to a new office, so we dressed casual. She came in wearing Spandex pants. In hot pink. What has been seen truly cannot be unseen.
OTOH, we had another lady at the same office who was responsible for us no longer having dress-down days because her clothes were deemed too “unprofessional”. I know none of the straight guys made THAT complaint.