I should
based on the growth of the lawn where the dog shits, begin to market the dog shit as fertilizer. The rest of the yard is nasty but the circle around the dog chain is lush and grows five times as fast as the rest. I imagine that it is visible from space. I’mna start placing the dog shit in the dead patches, at the very least. And his urine seems to kill grubs. Maybe I can rent Max out to Jos Roozen for the “Garden Sense” show on WLS.

Man’s best friend indeed!
Shame it can’t regrow what the dog pee kills.
Yep. Grass grows good on dog shit piles. However dog shit does not package or spread well. Too wet for most distribution methods for the personal yard.
Course when one of those tufts gets hit by the lawn mower you get a shower of it.
Scotts make an E-Z Seed that’s formulated to patch dog pee spots.
I haven’t tried it, all I know is that they have it.
We actually don’t have any issues with pee. The pee seems to kill the grubs, the poop fertilizes from hell.