for over ten years now
Koalas have been dying off across Australia.
The culprit? Chlamydia.
It is not lost on me that this ties in with the timeframe my ex visited there.
Not that I’m saying she would fuck a Koala. But she would fuck a guy who fucks koalas.
That’s going to leave a mark.
Wow. Sounds like my ex-wife too.
We must have been married to the same broad.
TBG
A few years ago Ds Missus worked with a woman named “Chlamydia”, she was almost totally incompetent. couldn’t spell her own name correctly three times in five tries.
Dunno if she had a thing for koalas though.
Chlamydia, Chlamydia,
Have sex it may get ta ya,
Chlamydia, no name for a lady.
With apologies to the Marx brothers where ever they are. I couldn’t resist.
Leave a mark? Hell, if a troop actually witnessed that, he would have to burn his own eyeballs out with a hot poker.