You can find
almost anyone to help you dispose of a body. When you find someone who will help you move or hang kitchen cabinets, you have something.
Saturday Partner and i did just that. I have helped him with a home improvement project or two, but he has I think literally saved my life on this one, helping me pull wires and reroute gas lines and all manner of other nasty shit. It nearly killed us, but the cabinets are in.
Our next challenge is countertops- we have temporary stuff now but we will be getting the real thing as soon as the Ogwife picks a color.
Partners work, thank god is over- his house is right out of Good Housekeeping but I was there when it was bare studs and lightbulbs hanging from the ceiling. I’m happy to have his occasional expertise with my projects, and it’s a pleasure to be getting down to brass tacks here.

Yep. Hanging cabinets is definitely a two man job. Had my wife and girls helping when I did some minor mods to the kitchen. never again.
You didn’t call me.
I offered.
You were next on the list had we run out of ambition and arms. I also know how busy you are, and I already am eternally indebted to you for the removal project last year that never happened, not to mention the use of the leaf vac and mower, which mean that I am this year experiencing my best lawn season ever.
I also offered….
Yes, you did! And I do appreciate it. There was barely room for Partner and i in there, and it went pretty quick.