I spend all day talking on the phone. I talk on the phone to customers, many of which are not too horribly bright. It’s trying under the best of circumstances.

I hate to talk on the phone at home. Text me or mail me but please, don’t call. If I pick up the phone at home I want it to be because someone died. Used to be just the phone calls in the middle of the night bugged me- now it’s just about anything drives me nuts. I have shit to do. Don’t call me.