Automatic knives now legal
Automatic weapons, not so much.
Automatic transmissions still annoying but much better on bad knees when you drive a lot
Automatic software updates, well, you can have that shit.
And the Pointer sisters, well…
The leftover prom dresses and female impersonator voices make me wonder, how were they so popular for so long? And check out those amazing dance moves! they’re almost as good as DJ Sven and Miker G

Automatic knives still not legal in Virginia. Good thing guns are. Stupid legislatures.
I’m guessing cocaine played a major role in their popularity.
Det is een echte Oorworm.
Automatic knives have been legal in Oregon for ages.
Not to carry, though, unless you’re a cop or a cripple.
(Which I still find amusing – I can get a CCW and carry a pistol.
But I can’t carry a knife that opens with a spring, ’cause those things are dangerous weapons!)
Those leggy, sultry singers float my boat. I had the hots for Diana Ross, too. Not so much those wide shoulder ladies in East Texas.
And I’m so white I don’t need a night light. Maybe I’m like Steve Martin in The Jerk: “It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child….”
Nice Video.