Axis of asshole
Over at Moxie’s place, and here at Steve’s, there’s a couple fine folks referring to the likes of Moxie and Ann Althouse as the “axis of asshole”.
Now, I’ve been an asshole all of my life. I was born an asshole, and I have worked at it. And frankly, a lot of my friends are assholes. I was so objectionable that I was the only child my priest never tried to molest. I think, if THESE people are assholes, then frankly, I’m proud to be one. In fact, I have a logo I’d like to use, courtesy (in concept) of Kurt Vonnegut, the pacifist asshole himself. Let me know what you think!
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LMFA(H)O!
That’s perfect!
I like it!
Can we display it the thing at our sites?
And can we get tee shirts made for the Fritz Fest? Perfection!
I think since it was originally Moxie who was referred to in that way, we need to ask HER permission.
Teeshirts would be cool, though. Wifebeaters, preferably.
Oo! Wifebeaters! Dolly looks great in a wifebeater! You know… the armholes in the side, and the bobbly bits…
::wanders off in a daze::
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My I post your logo on my site as part of the contest? Please let me know via email.
Dennis, as soon as I clear it with Moxie, you can.
I love it!
ooooh, shit. Moxie commented on my site. I have fucking arrived, folks. Check out the big brain on Og!!!
Thanks, M’lady.
I’ll make an exception
Usually, I wouldn’t join any club that would have me as a member. I have better taste than to hang…
LOL I love it. Count me in!
I love it.
Please consider me a Charter Member.
Hell, I’ve proudly claimed my asshole heritage in my blog banner from day one.
Sign me up :)
The logo is a work of art. Right up there with the Moaning Lisa Simpson.
Where can I sign up?
As far as I’m concerned, anyone who wants to right-click/save as can use it. Please visit the Axis of Asshole and let Ann Outhouse know the logo is on your site.
And Countertop: Why are you not in my blogroll? Fixed.
How Do I Join?
How Do I Join??
Consider the latest Axis of Assholes logo.
You’ve even got a ready-made theme song: the I-95 asshole. I don’t remember all the words, but they can be found here and the verse I can remember goes:
You were an asshole yesterday.
You’re an asshole tonight.
And I’ve got a feelin’
you’ll be an asshole the rest of your life.
Personally, I was born that way, but I have found that honing it to a fine art is hard work.
As long as you have arms and legs, you can not be a complete asshole.
Could even have regular AA meetings where each attendee would have to get up and say something like the little thing Amy posted above:
I can think of, oh, about four dozen qualified members in the senate right now and a couple of former US Presidents that would make wonderful honorary members.