Hibernate! Hibernate! Sleep through the winter!
I just want to hibernate!
I just want to hibernate!
This is the time of year i want to close the lid on my coffin while singing “somewhere over the rainbow”.and wait for the return of the warm.
Tuesday 05 Nov 2013
Amen. Other than the butt plug making like a bear when the world sleeps sounds like a good idea.
Yeah, my body is craving fattening foods in preparation for winter hibernation. The wife keeps wondering why I’m coating my bacon in chocolate.
Oh, kwitcherbellyachin’ and put on a sweatshirt! What self-respecting Neanderthal frets a little bit of cold weather.
has nothing to do with cold weather.
Afraid of the dark, heh? ;)
You have obviously never spent a good deal of time driving in Chicago in the winter. if I’m afraid of anything it’s that I will simply be required to murder everyone behind the wheel- and frankly, I don’t want to use up that much of my ammo stockpiles.
Traffic was backed up on the Skyway (I-90,94,294,355…as your route dictates…) due to an unknown drive-by assailant. Said assailant remains at large as all other drivers interviewed by state and local law enforcement expressed nothing but praise to not only the outstanding judgement of the shooter in the selection of his targets, but his unfailing accuracy in eliminating them from the daily (and quickly shrinking) pool of asshole drivers, most everyone faces on their daily commute.
Guy, i have spent all day in my happy place after that comment.