Big Bang theory.
No, not the TV show, the actual ‘theory”. the one that the anti-theists trot out as “proof” that there is no need for God in explaining the existence of the Cosmos.
I have been doing some experimenting. Now, I love to blow shit up as much as the next guy. Well, actually, the next guy is a piker, I really love to blow shit up. I live only a few miles, after all, from Krazy Kaplains.
I figure, if we can go from the Big Bang to internal combustion engines, I merely need to create a big enough explosion, wait a while, and get stuff. it is at least as plausible as the underpants gnome concept that is being used to promote Obamacare.
So far I have had very limited results. Now, I’m not looking for a V12 BMW engine, at least not right away. One of these would be excellent proof of how this works.
I don’t know how long you have to wait, but I have been married twice, so I know what eternity feels like.
So far I have gotten a burn on my right hand that looks a little like a broken connecting rod, but that’s as much as I have been able to accomplish.
Oh, and for those literal minded dipwads like Matt Walker, this is satire. I have to point it out ahead of time so he doesn’t leave snide remarks about how people will take me seriously. Where do they come from?
I fail to see how the Big Bang Theory is at odds with the concept of Creator.
Me neither, but there are some supposedly smart bastards who say Big Bang means no creator, that it all happened by itself.
I think God could pretty much make it look like he wanted if he so desired. That or the Devil confused things so we would not believe in God.
Either way works as I am pretty positive natural selection is a big bunch of hooie.
Why could it be that Natural Selection isn’t also part of the plan to have His creations adapt?
The official stance of the Catholic Church is indeed that natural Selection is a specific tool the creator uses. Me, I think it’s faerie dust, but I could be wrong.
If there’s going to be a cosmic egg that explodes to form the universe, you do of course have to theorize that something laid that egg, right?
Dude. Relax.
“Dude, relax”
“You look it up”
Are you, like, four?