I hate being right
Months ago, I told the Powers that Be, that putting a high pressure system on an aging machine was a potentially miserable idea, as the likelihood of said machine not handling the new equipment was high.
And now I’m back hammering these same machines back together so that they can deal with the increased stresses that accompany the high pressure. And while I suggested to the customer that a spare parts kit would probably be an excellent idea, they insisted that new seals would be sufficient. And of course since these machines are aging and infirm and have been repaired more times than a FIAT, some parts have been taken out and not replaced, modified, mangled, folded, spindled and mutilated. So now a machine is down costing a bunch of money every minute while parts have to be shipped from Tibet on the back of yaks specially bred for the purpose, and the same people who would not buy spare parts are asking why it’s taking so long.
It’s not even worth saying I told you so, I get these blank stares.

But, machines work.
Know the look well.
Keep it frosty.
Oh, Hell. **I** could have told you THAT. How dumb are these guys?
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This is why I was always glad I never decided to become a millwright. I saw what they went through at Stewart-Warner. No thanks.
Hiring on to an elevator company was nearly as bad. Besides the job being a pain in the ass, the guy was a well-heeled daddy’s boy and a crook to boot. I quit that job after two months and never looked back.
Ain’t engineering grand? Especially when executives get involved. I mean, how hard can it be to break the second law of thermodynamics?
I get a call to install new equipment in a certain environment at xyz Co. I call sales and explain that system will fail before the sun goes down on the same day its installed. Disbelief! Shut up and just do it! Sure enough, they pissed away 30 grand because sales is afraid to propose the right equipment because the competition will undercut with lesser cost stuff. If I don’t say anything up front they will blame me for whatever shortcomings pop up before the sun sets. Sometimes I can’t win for losing.
Well, at least you’re getting paid to fix em… :-)
Those who think they know everything sure do annoy those of us who do, don’t they? ;)