It is not my habit
to eat ice cream. I love it, and I would eat it every day but I would weigh 3200 lbs. So it is only the first time this year and probably the last until summer. Anyway, last night I stopped at McD’s and got one of their praline and cream Mc Flurries, after having a dinner of polish sausage.
Watch out, TSA goons. I got something I been saving just for you.
Once in my apprenticeship in the mid 60’s I cleared an entire boat shop of persons about 25 minutes after having a delicious lunch of Polska Kielbasa and partially fried onions. The onions were mixed with mushrooms in a brown gravy served over boiled potatoes with a side dish of buttered steamed broccoli.
The pharts were epic, phenominal, loud and battlefield grade. Uncommonly unpleasant withal.
Gerry
I have been getting some good room cleaning burps from below of late. Been eating some of those golden K bars for a snack kind of thing.
Although my best are delivered after about a pint of good ice cream made with Cream. Dogs would love them.
Anatomically, it isn’t what you eat, it’s how the digestive flora within your gut processes it. Now, we’ve figured out safe flora to ingest to slow down the phart phactory (beano), so we ought to be able to gin up safe flora to enhance the aromatic by-products of digestion. In Close Quarters societal combat (civic meetins etc) when actual weapons are inappropriate, such an advantage could give a small squad a huge force-multiplying advantage.