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Friday 17 Jan 2014

“I think that might recover”

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7 Responses to ““I think that might recover””

1. on 17 Jan 2014 at 6:25 pm   John Bernard Books
   
   

   Me, too. Out to dinner last night the waiter asked me how I’d like my steak prepared.

   “Just scare it a little.”

   :)

2. on 17 Jan 2014 at 7:20 pm   Old NFO
   
   

   So, you wiped it’s ass and walked it across the fire, is that it??? :-)

3. on 17 Jan 2014 at 10:36 pm   John Bernard Books
   
   

   @OldNFO: The entire quote goes like this…

   “Knock its horns off, wipe its ass and show it a picture of a lit match.”

4. on 17 Jan 2014 at 11:43 pm   Nathan
   
   

   ‘Look,’ said Zaphod, ‘we want to eat, we don’t want to make
   a meal of the issues. Four rare stakes please, and hurry.
   We haven’t eaten in five hundred and seventy-six thousand
   million years.’

   The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle.
   ‘A very wise choice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,’ it
   said, ‘I’ll just nip off and shoot myself.’

   He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.
   ‘Don’t worry, sir,’ he said, ‘I’ll be very humane.’

5. on 18 Jan 2014 at 9:51 am   Old NFO
   
   

   John, thanks! :-)

6. on 18 Jan 2014 at 10:37 am   Mostly Cjaun
   
   

   “Poke it! It still has reflexes!”

   MC

7. on 21 Jan 2014 at 12:29 pm   libsarenavelint
   
   

   My uncle once said to a waiter at an uppity steak eating establish, “Just knock his horns off, kick’im in the ass and send’im on out”.

   Everyone slid under the table except me. I was laughing hysterically as my uncle winked at me and nodded.

   God rest his indomitable soul.

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