What Not To Wear
Trinny and Susannah are revamping the wardrobe of Cabdriver Rose.
WILL THE TWO OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE’S LIVES? ROSE LOOKS GOOD IN THE JEANS, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. Jesus H Ditchdigging Christ on a Turbine Powered Pogo Stick. Let’s see: Let’s take an average person and see if we can teach her to dress JUST LIKE US!
“we know that rose has spent 928 pounds on her new wardrobe. let’s see if she’s spent it according to our advice” How about she keeps her own wardrobe, spends the 1000 pounds on a rifle, and shoots the two of you meddlesome busybody yentas in the head?
I wear black. I wear bluejeans when I’m working and likely to get filthy. Otherwise i’m like a fat Johnny Cash. Anyone comes to me and says “you need to change your wardrobe and here’s $2500 to do it”, I’m gonna take the money and punch them right in the head, and keep doing it until they fall down.
The same goes for the goddamn home improvement shows. These “designers” that wade in and paint your living room to look like a south american whorehouse? those guys start pulling up my driveway, I hope they have deer-slug resistant glass windshields, because that’s what they’re gonna be seeing. And the only thing they’ll be changing is their shorts.
I’m amazed at some of the rooms on the home improvement shows. Usually I think the rooms looked better before the designers stepped in. Did you see the one where that lady stapled plastic flowers all over the bathroom walls?
oh, god no. No, I didn’t, but I’ll have to try to bring a barf bag when I do.
Yep, there’s no doubt somebody needs to smacked.
It’s also a lot like the snapperheads who come by my site every so often and leave a comment like, “If you didn’t use the word fuck so often, your writing would be really nice.”
Yeah, they’re banned for life, right then and there.
You don’t additionally hunt them down and tie them to angry babboons? Dude, finish the job.
Are the chosen targets of those home improvement shows allowed to say “BLEEP, no!” — ? I’d always thought so before, but you have me wondering…
I don’t think they have too much say. I saw this one special on people who didn’t like what was done. There was this one lady who knocked down another lady because her room was brown, which she told the other girl ahead of time, “anything but a brown room”. lol
I agree. Good gawdamighty do I ever agree.