WWJMBD
Okay, here’s the first new contest for 2006.
What would John Moses Browning Do?
Think, South park’s “What would Brian Boitano do”
Frinstance:
IN Iraq, John Moses Browning would invent a gun that only allowed itself to be shot at terrorists, but when shot once would kill them all.
In Chicago, John Moses Browning would make guns that police officers and DIck Daley couldn’t see.
John Moses Browning would make an Assault weapon that by it’ very appearance would cause Barbara Boxer to have a grabber.
Show me yours. I bet some of you are actually awake, and so can come up with much better WWJMBD. And maybe someone can make us some of those bracelets.
In Oregon, JMB would invent a gun which detects socialists and anarchists and shoots them dead. In Portland, Beaverton and Eugene, it would be fully automatic and water-cooled and would re-load and re-fill its cooling sleeve automatically.