My idea for a new fast food place: Jack Chick Fil-A.

I mean, think of it- a Heebus Jeebus themed chow counter. The KJO people would flock to it, and if you could get old Jack to endorse it, they might not be allowed to eat anywhere else!

menu items would include, of course, God Hates Gays Don’t Choke the Jerk Chicken and Five Finger Hot fries. If you have been saved, of course, no matter what you eat you will still have a great meal, wheras no matter how good you are the food will burn your mouth if you haven’t accepted Jesus as your personal savior and gotten the Jack Chick stamp of approval.

For larger appetites you can have “Burned at the steak” and “stone tenderized tenderloin” washed down with the tears of unrepentant sinners, and for desert, Catholic Death Cookies.

Yours in comments. I think we’re onto something here.