It may well be that my hearing
is not as discriminatory as it should be, but it does pick up things, and today while waiting to pay for my second coffee, the woman ahead of me in line paid for her purchases and then grabbed the hand of her kid and as G-d is my witness said
“Come on Borborygmia”.
I hope it was just me mishearing, for the kids sake.

Wow. Beelzebub would envy that.
Bo, for short.
When he grows up he could take over Acidman’s old domain.
Reply #6: “Borborygmi”. A fancy medical term for normal bowel noises heard through a stethoscope.