With apologies to Rob Halford and Mike Judge

Took the Beagle for about a 1 mile stroll around the neighborhood this evening, in the ongoing effort to get us both a bit more exercise.

of course the dog chose the one house where there were people watching us out the front window to take a shit.

And then took off after a squirrel, which caused the leash hand to be jammed hard into a rusty mailbox.
So I’m limping and bleeding and carrying a walmart bag of poop down the street being dragged by an excitable beagle.

Still, I found a $20 on the ground where a big pile of snow had melted, so it wasn’t a complete loss.