Sometimes
It isn’t so much the being thrown under the bus that I object to, its the fact that they ask you to give it a lube job while you’re down there, and wonder why you don’t jump for joy at the chance.
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Tuesday 29 Apr 2014
Heh…The verbal imagery machine is working….
Could be worse.
They could have thrown you under Hillary and still demanded the lube job.
MY EYES! AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Rx: Copious amounts of eye bleach, stat.
oh my….. that describes my employer to a T. Absolutely perfect description. no wonder I hate working here.
That’s nothing.
“Helen Thomas, quivering and howling in orgasmic abandon”
See? I don’t even need complete sentences to do the job.
bastard. I have your email! Wait until you open an anonymous email of my enormous nutsack!!
“Helen Thomas, quivering and howling in orgasmic abandonâ€
Randy, you should be hung, drawn and quartered for inducing that mind image.
*shudder*
It’s a gift I have.
roflmao
Just finished a day of shopping with my lovely bride of 16 years, and eldest genetic hostage still residing with us. We finished the day with dinner at Chez Denny’s.
Arrived home, put the groceries away, made the badder gladder, then sat down to catch up on my favorite spots on the interwebs. I stopped here last. I like saving the best for last.
Having two disturbing mental images (Hillary and Hellen) fighting for supremacy …. while dinner is fighting to remain in my upper intestinal tract….
The only joy from this…Randy now has sole (soul??) ownership of the condo over looking the lake of fire, just outside of the first circle of Hell. Bumped me right out of the running for that piece of real estate.
Randy,
I have here, an oversized, rusty Hawaiian pineapple here for you. Covered in Cayenne pepper, and wrapped in barbed wire.
C’mon over here, mate. Bent over n’ backwards….
The Pineapple…. it calls your name, awaiting.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
OK guys no kink without webcams.