Vettel has already lost the race, bugger. He was the guy to beat, in my mind, but no power and stuck in first gear. Unless they pile up the race he will finish poorly. Now I’m watching Kimi Raikkonen, whose Ferrari will, I hope, jam it up the keisters oif the AMG monkeys.

Update 1: 18 laps in and the chicane is covered in marbles. They said the track was cold but damn.

U2: From my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny, in conversation last night. “I miss the days of Jackie Stewart at Indy. Unlike the people anouncing today, he knew when to STFU.

U3: Shootout between Infinity and Mercedes. I wish they’d given Ricciardo’s car to Vettel, he’d have won this race with a car that ran, dammit. Raikkonen and Magnussen out. Bugger. No! Raikkonen is back in with new tires!