I have to admit that I love to surf Craigslist- the jobs section is often amazing, but the personals, like the old personals in the Chicago Reader- are a source of some considerable amusement. Witness:

//////////////////Mime Fantasy////////// – w4m – 21
I’m really embarrassed to do this but it’s my best shot at fulfilling a long time fantasy of mime. I’m fit and flirty and looking for someone who will keep their clothes on (optional mime costume). I can host, but I would need like complete silence. I want authentic miming. In my fantasy we meet at my place, and then you improv mime ravage me. We mime a few positions, and then you maybe pretend to be stuck in a glass box and then leave. I’m open to ideas, but no actual sex.

I’m not sure what happens in your life that causes this to be what trips your trigger, but I’m damned if I will judge, just hope she finds what she’s looking for. Suppose mom and dad were watching Silent Movie when she was created?