So yesterday
I quit a bit early, put the tractor and rope and chains away, and came inside. I took a good hot shower, and once out iced the knee, and sprayed some topical analgesic on it.
The result of which, was, when I went to bed I actually could find a sleeping position which wasn’t agonizing, for the first time in a week.
All of which was negated by the dog, who kept me awake most of the night because of an errant lightning flash.
So here I sit, exhausted, but at least the dog has settled down.
I did something I haven’t done on a weekday in about twenty years, I ate breakfast. Cheerios. Somebody want to tell me what the fuck is cheery about cheerios? These fuckers are as cheery as dirt. Dirt is probably a good deal tastier.
The wood dragging goes thusly: I drag a pile of logs that are in the vicinity of 5′ long into a pile at the bottom of the hill.
Then I use a chain to snub a couple of the logs and a rope hooked to the chain to drag it up hill. The tractor is at the top of the hill, it doesn’t like to go up the hill while dragging. So the tractor drags on the flat and the rope pulls the logs up hill.
Then I back up over the rope and reach back and hook the chain onto the tractor
Then I drag the logs out to the street. I lean back, unhook the chain, and give the chain a flip to unhook it from itself (anyone who has done this knows exactly what I mean) Then I loop the chain over my shoulders a few times (only place on the tractor to carry it) and turn around and go back to the top of the hill and repeat.
Except one time as I’m looping the chain around me (About twelve feet of heavy logging chain, an improbable necklace) one of the neighborhood ladies runs by, and looks at me as if I were some kind of “old-Stone savage armed” as Frost put it. Then she grins and continues on her run, a pair of black yoga pants clad buns bouncing along under a pink sports bra.
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I’ll eat Cheerios with brown sugar and half-n-half, or strawberries, or bananas, or even canned peaches…..or I’ll skip the Cheerios altogether.
I’ll bet she was grinning cuz she madja look.
Well, I’m GONNA look. Yoga pants are an automatic stare.
Like two cats fighting in a bag? Or was it a more muscular bounce?
Need to get the mental image on full.
Tractor pull better on the flat or down hill. Gravity affects the pull going up hill.
Or, at least, that is my theory and I’m sticking to it.
Those black stretchy pants almost got me a black eye once. since I was a little guy, I’ve been attracted to silky. My mom did that to me by making me go shopping with her at the Lerner store. I would hang out under the slip display, running my hands over them. Amazing…..
So, My sis-n-law is built a bit different than my wife in the hindquarters. shows up with those black stretchy silky yoga pants on morning. I honestly tried not to look (or drool). She saw my discomfort and made my wife wear them.
Mmmmmmm…. hooooo boy!
I know exactly what you meant by the flip. I’malso sure that the lady that passed wasn’t as lovely as my imagination made her….
Sorta like two volleyballs in a pillowcase.
Of course you’re gonna look! I’m still trying to look and I’m a couple thousand miles away!
If you hold your computer up to the light, maybe…
I was bullshitting a friend of mine last night who asked if I’d seen the latest SI swimsuit edition. I told him I hadn’t looked at one of those since I got married, since I had a swimsuit model at home already. (The wife teaches swimming and does aquatic therapy, so she goes to work in a swimsuit every day.)
So my wife snorted and burst out laughing. “You ALWAYS look. If you didn’t look, I’d be afraid you were dead.”
So it goes :) I have a perfect wife :)
Sounds like it. Mine is looking for the wood dowel to poke the remaining one out should it wander.