Pre-caffienation
Tried (failed) to get to work early today, as I have a big pile of shit stacked up for me.
Woke rather early to dress, and grabbed stuff in the dark to dress outside the room so as not to wake the Ogwife.
So I arrived in the (home)office with two pairs of socks and two pairs of pants.
Went back in with the bundle of clothes, came back out with two pairs of drawers and two shirts.
Put down ONE of the pair of drawers and ONE of the shirts and finally came out of the bedroom with a pair of pants and a pair of socks.
This is the kind of shit that keeps the Derp in neanDERPundit.
Dude. Keep a small flash light handy. I use one of those when getting out in the dark and it does not disturb the wife at all.
YMMV.
Has nothing to do with seeing. Everythibg to do with thinking.
I have too much blood in my coffeestream.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I thought I knew a lot of things about you but “got dressed in the dark” was not one of them. That does tend to make people talk, for the fashion statement if nothing else.
Jenny
Well, im not dressing in the clown closet yet-i only wear black pants and black shirts so its not like i can mess up too badly.
I’ve done that myself–headed for the shower with a t-shirt and one sock. It’s not a pretty sight.
^^ Guess it all depends on where on hangs their “sock”…
I can get dressed in the dark well enough (just ask Deb, I have been in “the dark” for quite some time now!)…. it is remembering to remove the stuff from “yesterdays shirt”…placing same in the front pocket of “todays shirt”, which oft-times slips my five active brain cells entirely !
Sometimes I’ll gather up my clothes the night before & put ’em in the bathroom.