but over by here, Mr Porretto talks about nuisance legislation. You know, the kind of laws people find laying around on the books that thirty years after they were enacted, seem to make no sense whatsoever?

We have a gentlemman who lives down the street from us; and I use the term gentleman in as generous a manner as possible in this case. He has one of these faggoty pussy little ankle biting dogs, and walks it all over the place. Now before you go off on me, let me tell you that I love dogs, all damned dogs. It is rarely ever that dogs are bad, it’s most often that humans fucked them up, and this mutt is a classic example. These retards must beat this little piece of shit senseless every time it gets a hair on the carpet. Anyway. Another neighbor, whose son plays with my daughter, has two cats, an outside cat and an inside cat. The outside cat has gotten into several altercations with said dog, who, when allowed to run free out of doors, often attacks but is subsequently mauled by the decent neighbor’s outside cat.

So this mental midget decides that there should be a town leash law- for cats. Nevermind that it’s HIS LOOSE RUNNING DOG that is causing the fucking problem, or that his dog is such a little whiney pussy that it gets its ass kicked by a cat.

So the decent neighbors, who have loved this family pet for ten years, have to keep their outside cat inside, or the asshole neighbors will get the cat and take it to animal control, who will then charge them $80 to get it back. This has already happened twice. So tearfully, kids crying, hearts breaking, a beloved family pet is taken off to live with a family friend.

Now, I have a cat. My cat is as retarded as the day is long, but even without claws it regularly catches and kills and eats full size rabbits. I cannot help but think, I wish his dog would come over HERE. Cooney the retard would fix this problem once and for all.

morons.

Who the fuck walks a cat on a leash? And the more important question, how does one go about getting a retarded ordinance like this revoked, or are you just stuck wiht it for all eternity?

mr Porretto, Mr Alger suggest there’s a whole lot of Mind Your Own Fucking Business required here. I prefer “mind your own fucking business lest you want to feel my size twelve alongside your head”