Alllllllrighty then.
Apparently, naked flaming subterannean tallbike jousting is now a thing. 
Ohhh.Kayy.
In honesty I couldn’t figure out how to arrange those adjectives, and I’m still not sure I got it right. Does subterranean come before naked, or does naked come first?
ETA: Portland. Nevermind. Now I completely understand.
The best comment about the second video:
“True, the white people there might bore you, or perhaps even annoy you, but not rape and murder you while a rap soundtrack plays in the background, then addict your kids to hard drugs so they can prostitute them for awhile, before raping and murdering them “
That is a whole lot of fail right there. Not sure what caused that kind of behavior. To much ale and nothing to do?
There are some injuries that just don’t “buff out”.
What in the… sigh…
I occasionally see those “tallbikes” here (in Portland).
My reaction is always “how is that not absolutely stupid and dangerous and pointless?”
I think the answer is “it is”.
Sigivald, I’m a transplanted Portlander, only lived here for 51years, but even I know that there is an alternate force here rivaling gravity. That would be the force called “weird”. Youths seem to be much more affected by this force, and proximity to the Willamette River seems to be a factor as well. There is less wierd in Gresham or Hillsboro, for example.
OTOH, Columbia River water doesn’t seem to radiate weird. Troutdale is not weird, nor is Camas/Washougal over in WA, even though those burgs/burbs are part of the Metro and right on the water.